It is always dullest before the yawn.

- Bob Phillips

Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.

- Bob Phillips

The person who knows everything has the most to learn.

- Bob Phillips

Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.

- Bob Phillips

If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman.

- Bob Phillips

NRTC is pleased with our preliminary agreement and we look forward to working with SES AMERICOM, as it develops the exciting, new IP-PRIME platform, …

- Bob Phillips

Love has been described as a three-ring circus: First comes the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and after that the suffering.

- Bob Phillips

He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife.

- Bob Phillips

There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.

- Bob Phillips