Life is a near-death experience.
George CarlinRead
Why should it be illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away?
Interpretation
The quote questions the inconsistencies in laws regarding the sale of items that can be freely given away.
George Carlin's quote challenges the absurdity of legal restrictions on selling items that are otherwise perfectly acceptable to give away for free. It prompts an examination of societal norms and legal frameworks that govern commerce and personal autonomy, encouraging deeper thought about the nature of ownership, value, and freedom of choice in transactions.
In practice
This quote can be used in a debate about the legal system during a law class.
Life is a near-death experience.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
I prize the privilege of being alone.
There are certain things that our age needs, and certain things that it should avoid. It needs compassion and a wish that mankind should be happy; it needs the desire for knowledge and the determination to eschew pleasant myths; it needs, above all, courageous hope and the impulse to creativeness.
Those sciences which govern the morals of mankind, such as Theology and Philosophy, make everything their concern: no activity is so private or so secret as to escape their attention or their jurisdiction.
You are the sum total of your dominating or most prominent thoughts.
The execution was set for the 29th of March, at nine in the morning. This delay was due to a desire on the part of the authorities to act slowly and impersonally, in the manner of planets or vegetables.
Religious persecution may shield itself under the guise of a mistaken and over-zealous piety.
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