I'm at a very frustrating point in my career because I'm not a millionaire. Like, people assume because you're in movies or TV, you're rich. I'm not rich, but I'm far from broke. I'm what you call a 'thousandaire.'
That's where the money is, on the road. - Aries Spears
That's where the money is, on the road.
- Aries Spears
I like to go to the frat house and drink with my white friends, because anytime you go drinking at the frat house, white boys bring you a drink and h… - Aries Spears
I like to go to the frat house and drink with my white friends, because anytime you go drinking at the frat house, white boys bring you a drink and h…
We are all a little bit racist. White people, y'all are the first people to denounce it. I'm not racist. I'm incapable of being racist. My best frien… - Aries Spears
We are all a little bit racist. White people, y'all are the first people to denounce it. I'm not racist. I'm incapable of being racist. My best frien…
Ladies Commit, There's A Wedding In It For You. - Aries Spears
Ladies Commit, There's A Wedding In It For You.
My momma used to kick in the door like SWAT! - Aries Spears
My momma used to kick in the door like SWAT!
How do you ask a woman to gargle your nuts? - Aries Spears
How do you ask a woman to gargle your nuts?
I always said if I ever get married, I would tell my woman - I love Michael Jordan, I am a Michael Jordan fanatic - I said, 'Michael Jordan is the on… - Aries Spears
I always said if I ever get married, I would tell my woman - I love Michael Jordan, I am a Michael Jordan fanatic - I said, 'Michael Jordan is the on…
The average comedian is kind of an observer looking at everyday things that everyone could relate to and then trying to find the exaggeration in thos… - Aries Spears
The average comedian is kind of an observer looking at everyday things that everyone could relate to and then trying to find the exaggeration in thos…
I'm from the streets of New York. I know what tough talk sounds like. - Aries Spears
I'm from the streets of New York. I know what tough talk sounds like.
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