Instrument flying is an unnatural act probably punishable by God.

- Gordon Baxter

When asked by someone how much money flying takes: Why, all of it!

- Gordon Baxter

There were two dawns that morning. One the orderly sunrise of God, followed by man's fireball at the base of that rocket.

- Gordon Baxter

In response to how he checked the weather, "I just whip out my blue card with a hole in it and read what it says: 'When color of card matches color o…

- Gordon Baxter

My first wife didn't like to fly, either.

- Gordon Baxter