It's hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.

- Darby Conley

Sometimes it's good to contrast what you like with something else. It makes you appreciate it even more.

- Darby Conley

I'm not opinionated; you're just wrong. -Bucky

- Darby Conley

Ethics are so annoying. I avoid them on principle.

- Darby Conley

Bucky Katt: A bad writer is just a good writer with writer's block.

- Darby Conley