My wife tells me I need to learn to be more patient with my son.

- John Slattery

Memories are just stories we tell ourselves about our past; and that's often why they don't match when we've shared the same experiences with someone.

- John Slattery

When I was growing up, the top movies dealt with grown-up, complex emotions.

- John Slattery

My mom used to wear the fragrance Poison when I was younger, and I remember that scent and the purple bottle. That was my first [perfume] memory.

- John Slattery

You have to fight for what you need to fight for.

- John Slattery

The good thing about directing yourself is that you get over yourself.

- John Slattery

I was a horrible limo driver: I ran out of gas with passengers in the back and I used to get lost on a regular basis.

- John Slattery

We all went through that teen phase of wearing that really soft fragrance. As I got older, I started loving men's fragrances and cologne. I was so at…

- John Slattery

I think I gravitate towards people who express themselves in a simple and funny way.

- John Slattery