If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying.

- Ichiro Suzuki

August in Kansas City is hotter than two rats f**king in a sock.

- Ichiro Suzuki

Chicks who dig home runs aren't the ones who appeal to me. I think there's sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I'd rather impres…

- Ichiro Suzuki

In baseball, even the best hitters fail seven of ten times, and of those seven failures there are different reasons why. Some are personal failures, …

- Ichiro Suzuki

I played on the 2001 team, the team that won the most games in the history of Major League Baseball and also I played on one of the worst teams of Ma…

- Ichiro Suzuki

I had a dream. And I made that dream come true.

- Ichiro Suzuki

If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice.

- Ichiro Suzuki

I'm not a big guy and hopefully kids could look at me and see that I'm not muscular and not physically imposing, that I'm just a regular guy. So if s…

- Ichiro Suzuki

You should seek approval from yourself.

- Ichiro Suzuki