I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out. I say 'bought', I actually stole it off a short, fat ginger kid.

- Jack Whitehall

I've never laughed a woman into bed, but I've laughed one out of bed many times.

- Jack Whitehall

For the first six months of my stand-up career, I was talking like Danny Dyer. I was doing a lot of 'alright guvnors?' It wasn't true to who I was.

- Jack Whitehall

I want to write a film. I need to think of the right idea and focus on that; I love writing.

- Jack Whitehall

I love Downton Abbey. It's just great. My mother giving birth to me was just like Lady Sybil giving birth, except that there wasn't such a tragic end…

- Jack Whitehall

I think people respect honesty rather than hiding it.

- Jack Whitehall

This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it.

- Jack Whitehall

I only got into comedy to get laid

- Jack Whitehall

I hope people think of me as a bit older. I do have a beard. That makes me look very old.

- Jack Whitehall