Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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The Jackass movies are honestly some of the best movies I've ever seen. I laugh so hard at them. Those guys are geniuses. If they had grown up with a different group of people, they could've been performance artists at Bard College, and people would be writing papers about them.

Louis C. K.'s Popular Quotes

Everything is amazing and nobody is happy

- Louis C. K.

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.

- Louis C. K.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

- Louis C. K.

When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.

- Louis C. K.

When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.

- Louis C. K.

Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go ‘Uh, I’m kind of an asshole.’

- Louis C. K.

What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you

- Louis C. K.

People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not.

- Louis C. K.

The greatest thing about having a child is putting yourself second in your own life. It's a massive gift to be able to say you're not the most import…

- Louis C. K.