Consequently the student who is devoid of talent will derive no more profit from this work than barren soil from a treatise on agriculture.
QuintilianRead
A laugh, if purchased at the expense of propriety, costs too much.
Interpretation
Laughing at inappropriate moments undermines the value of laughter.
Quintilian suggests that while laughter is a joy, it should not come at the cost of decency or respectability. The true cost of laughter that disregards propriety can lead to greater societal or personal consequences, indicating that there is a right time and place for humor.
In practice
Using this quote in a speech about the importance of respectful communication.
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