My life is now a constant assessment of whether what's happening in real life is more entertaining than what's happening on my phone.
Forget the Bible, the greatest argument against human evolution is a YouTube comment thread. - Damien Fahey
Forget the Bible, the greatest argument against human evolution is a YouTube comment thread.
- Damien Fahey
No one's dream job involves a kiosk. - Damien Fahey
No one's dream job involves a kiosk.
Before taking the stage, Paul Ryan spent 6 hours staring into a mirror working on 'concerned eyebrow.' - Damien Fahey
Before taking the stage, Paul Ryan spent 6 hours staring into a mirror working on 'concerned eyebrow.'
My life is now a constant assessment of whether what's happening in real life is more entertaining than what's happening on my phone. - Damien Fahey
Rappers shouldn't have to file taxes because they itemize everything they own in songs. - Damien Fahey
Rappers shouldn't have to file taxes because they itemize everything they own in songs.
Paul Ryan looks like the car rental salesman who bullies you into getting full coverage. - Damien Fahey
Paul Ryan looks like the car rental salesman who bullies you into getting full coverage.
My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car. - Damien Fahey
My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car.
It's never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes - Damien Fahey
It's never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes
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