If it looks like a Dwarf, and it smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf or a latrine wearing dungerees.
There is no such thing as a happy ending. Every culture has a maxim that makes this point, while nowhere in the Universe is there a single gravestone… - Eoin Colfer
There is no such thing as a happy ending. Every culture has a maxim that makes this point, while nowhere in the Universe is there a single gravestone…
- Eoin Colfer
Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese. - Eoin Colfer
Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese.
A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon. - Eoin Colfer
A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.
The thing about reading is that if you are hooked, you're not going to stop just because one series is over; you're going to go and find something el… - Eoin Colfer
The thing about reading is that if you are hooked, you're not going to stop just because one series is over; you're going to go and find something el…
Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss. - Eoin Colfer
Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss.
You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you. - Eoin Colfer
You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.
Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers - Eoin Colfer
Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers
Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know. - Eoin Colfer
Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.
The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese. - Eoin Colfer
The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.
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