I was like, what the hell is my life coming to? I'm a trained actor! I've done Shakespeare and here I am having farting contests with an imaginary do…

- Matthew Lillard

You may not have faith in my friend fate, But my friend fate has faith in you.

- Matthew Lillard

Character actors are becoming a thing of the past. They're just going by the wayside. They're just cutting through that caliber of acting.

- Matthew Lillard

I've always been a guy that doesn't do well waiting for people to say, "You can act." It's always been a part of me.

- Matthew Lillard

There's not a comedy actor who doesn't want a chance to do drama, and vice versa. As actors, we're always looking to be pushed and to do the other si…

- Matthew Lillard

I don't go to parties. I don't go to clubs. My friends and I don't go drinking, we play D&D. I'm still a weird entity in the world.

- Matthew Lillard

How much do you have to pay someone to be in a George Clooney/Alexander Payne film? NOTHING!! Because everyone in the world wants to be a part of it.…

- Matthew Lillard

I think everyone is given drama, by virtue of the fact that we all have drama in our lives, but not everyone can make people laugh.

- Matthew Lillard

Every character lives in ever actor and if you're doing your job right, you're just accessing that part of your fantasy life. I can kill someone just…

- Matthew Lillard