Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer.
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest. - Rowan Atkinson
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
- Rowan Atkinson
But I always feel that whatever I do, I could do better. I suppose it is perfectionism. - Rowan Atkinson
But I always feel that whatever I do, I could do better. I suppose it is perfectionism.
The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely stating an alte… - Rowan Atkinson
The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely stating an alte…
The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd! - Rowan Atkinson
The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd!
I want to express myself in a different way. I have a performing inclination. - Rowan Atkinson
I want to express myself in a different way. I have a performing inclination.
People think because I can make them laugh on the stage, I'll be able to make them laugh in person. That isn't the case at all. I am essentially a ra… - Rowan Atkinson
People think because I can make them laugh on the stage, I'll be able to make them laugh in person. That isn't the case at all. I am essentially a ra…
Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine. - Rowan Atkinson
Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.
I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else. - Rowan Atkinson
I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.
It's not easy to take a sit-com and turn it into a feature. - Rowan Atkinson
It's not easy to take a sit-com and turn it into a feature.
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