The further off from England the nearer is to France-_x000D_ _x000D_ Then turn not pale, beloved snail, but come and join the dance.
Lewis CarrollRead
The Mad Hatter: "Would you like some wine?" Alice: "Yes..." The Mad Hatter: "We haven't any and you're too young.
Interpretation
This quote emphasizes the whimsical nature of conversation and the playful absurdity of the Mad Hatter's character.
In this exchange from 'Alice's Adventures in Wonderland,' the Mad Hatter's offer of wine is immediately countered by the reality that they have none, and that Alice is too young to drink. This interaction showcases the nonsensical and surreal world that Carroll created, where logic is turned on its head, reflecting how conversations can sometimes lead to unexpected and humorous outcomes.
In practice
Use this quote at a literary event to illustrate the charm of nonsense literature.
The further off from England the nearer is to France-_x000D_ _x000D_ Then turn not pale, beloved snail, but come and join the dance.
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So she was considering in her own mind...whether the pleasure of making a daisy-chain would be worth the trouble of getting up & picking the daisies.
Once she remembered trying to box her own ears for having cheated herself in a game of croquet she was playing against herself, for this curious child was very fond of pretending to be two people.
Rule Forty-two. All persons more than a mile high to leave the court.
Crawling at your feet,' said the Gnat (Alice drew her feet back in some alarm), `you may observe a Bread-and-Butterfly. Its wings are thin slices of Bread-and-butter, its body is a crust, and its head is a lump of sugar.' And what does IT live on?' Weak tea with cream in it.' A new difficulty came into Alice's head. `Supposing it couldn't find any?' she suggested. Then it would die, of course.' But that must happen very often,' Alice remarked thoughtfully. It always happens,' said the Gnat.
It was one of the dullest speeches I ever heard. The Agee woman told us for three quarters of an hour how she came to write her beastly book, when a simple apology was all that was required.
Some marriages are made in heaven, Mine was made in Hong Kong, by the same people who make those little rubber pork chops they sell in the pet department at Kmart.
[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me.
She looked at nice young men as if she could smell their stupidity.
Twas Noah who first planted the vine_x000D_ _x000D_ And mended his morals by drinking its wine.
One way to make sure crime doesn't pay would be to let the government run it.
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