What we want is to see the child in pursuit of knowledge, and not knowledge in pursuit of the child.
George Bernard ShawRead
Oh, well, if you want original conversations, you'd better go and talk to yourself.
Interpretation
Original conversations require unique perspectives, often found within oneself.
George Bernard Shaw humorously suggests that if you're seeking genuine originality in conversation, you may as well engage in dialogue with yourself. This reflects the idea that true creativity and unique ideas often originate from introspection and self-reflection, rather than relying on external sources.
In practice
This quote would be perfect for a comedy night to highlight the absurdity of seeking originality.
What we want is to see the child in pursuit of knowledge, and not knowledge in pursuit of the child.
Marriage is good enough for the lower classes: they have facilities for desertion that are denied to us.
Forgive him, for he believes that the customs of his tribe are the laws of nature!
Those who talk most about the blessings of marriage and the constancy of its vows are the very people who declare that if the chain were broken and the prisoners left free to choose, the whole social fabric would fly asunder. You cannot have the argument both ways. If the prisoner is happy, why lock him in? If he is not, why pretend that he is?
Treat a friend as a person who may someday become your enemy; an enemy as a person who may someday become your friend.
The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality.
Sometimes I lie awake at night thinking about all the dumb things I do every day... If I live to be eighty and I do ten dumb things each day... That would be about two hundred and ninety thousand dumb things... When you add up all the dumb things you do, it's best to use round figures.
And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head.
I don't believe I can offend you in a comedy club. I don't believe I can offend you in a concert. A comedy club is a place where you work out material; you're trying material.
Golf is the only game where the worst player gets the best of it. He obtains more out of it as regards both exercise and enjoyment, for the good player gets worried over the slightest mistake, whereas the poor player makes too many mistakes to worry about them.
He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages; so ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on.
There is no vaccine against stupidity.
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