I still do not understand how a corporation can have person-hood if it has no soul and never dies.
What are you so mad about? That we still have a government? We still have “traffic lights.” We’re sorry. The government’s not perfect, but some people wish it was better, not gone.
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The quote reflects the notion that while governance is imperfect, it is essential for societal order and progress.
In this quote, Jon Stewart highlights the complex relationship between citizens and their government. He acknowledges the frustration many feel towards government shortcomings, but he also suggests that even with its imperfections, governance is a necessary aspect of life. Rather than wishing for a complete absence of government, people should aim for improvement in its function. The mention of 'traffic lights' serves as a metaphor for the basic structures that maintain order, implying that some foundational governance is vital for daily living.
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Using this quote in a debate about the effectiveness of government programs.
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