I wonder if that isn't the most sinful thing of all -- thinking all the pleasant things are wicked.

- Helen Nielsen

Silence can be the worst ridicule.

- Helen Nielsen

When a man mentally undresses a woman it's merely sex; but when a woman mentally dresses a man he's in dire danger of matrimony.

- Helen Nielsen

Jealousy ... is the most obvious sign of impotency.

- Helen Nielsen

It's the guided thought that conquers; not the guided missile.

- Helen Nielsen

Marriage is something that should be tried at least once. It's educational.

- Helen Nielsen

When ignorance mobilizes, it's always the free minds it destroys first.

- Helen Nielsen

There's nothing more unforgivable than someone who thinks he knows more about yourself than you do.

- Helen Nielsen

A worried man could borrow a lot of trouble with practically no collateral.

- Helen Nielsen