There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.

- Jacob Braude

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.

- Jacob Braude

The bad things you can see with one eye closed. But keep both eyes wide open for the little things. Little things mark the great dividing line betwee…

- Jacob Braude

If a thing goes without saying -- let it.

- Jacob Braude

All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech.

- Jacob Braude

Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use.

- Jacob Braude

A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.

- Jacob Braude

Most of these love triangles are wrecktangles.

- Jacob Braude

You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along.

- Jacob Braude