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I realize that some of you may have come in hopes of hearing tips on how to become a professional writer. I say to you, "If you really want to hurt your parents, and you don't have the nerve to be a homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts. But do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites, standing for absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.
Kurt Vonnegut
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What this quote means

The quote highlights the struggles and societal perceptions of pursuing a career in the arts.

Kurt Vonnegut's quote humorously expresses the challenges faced by aspiring writers and artists, suggesting that choosing the arts can be a way to rebel against traditional expectations. He critiques the use of semicolons as a literary device that serves little purpose beyond showcasing education, emphasizing that true expression in art often bypasses conventional norms.

Themes

ArtsWritingHumorEducationRebellion

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Example use cases

During a writing workshop, referencing Vonnegut can lighten the mood while discussing the pressures of artistic career choices.

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All these people talk so eloquently about getting back to good old-fashioned values. Well, as an old poop I can remember back to when we had those old-fashioned values, and I say let's get back to the good old-fashioned First Amendment of the good old-fashioned Constitution of the United States - and to hell with the censors! Give me knowledge or give me death!
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