Michelle Obama - they don't call her Mooch-elle for nothing.

- Howie Carr

You know, back in the 1950s and '60s, when J. Edgar Hoover was making the FBI the respected organization it used to be, oftentimes they would find a …

- Howie Carr

An armed society is a free society.

- Howie Carr

As an American citizen, I'm not asking for any special treatment - the only thing I ask and want is to be treated just like an Illegal Alien.

- Howie Carr

Barack Obama is like the old joke about boats. The two best days of owning a boat are the day you buy it and the day you sell it.

- Howie Carr

But the indisputable fact is, a huge percentage of Obama's voters are basically wards of the state. There are millions of them, and they have no inte…

- Howie Carr

Nobody has ever denied that when it comes to his trade - gigolo - John Forbes Kerry is one of the all-time greats. He's in the Gigolo Hall of Fame. S…

- Howie Carr

Joe Biden was first elected to the Senate in 1972 at age 30. Somewhere around 1992, he should have had to go out and get a real job.

- Howie Carr

Has there ever been anybody, real or fictional, whiter than Betty Crocker?

- Howie Carr