I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.
In my youth, I wanted to be a great pantomimist -- but I found I had nothing to say. - Victor Borge
In my youth, I wanted to be a great pantomimist -- but I found I had nothing to say.
- Victor Borge
I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so. - Victor Borge
I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.
A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight. - Victor Borge
A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, … - Victor Borge
Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, …
One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very ang… - Victor Borge
One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very ang…
Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function. - Victor Borge
Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.
And now, in honour of the 150th anniversary of Beethoven's death, I would like to play 'Clear the Saloon', er, 'Clair de Lune', by Debussy. I don't p… - Victor Borge
And now, in honour of the 150th anniversary of Beethoven's death, I would like to play 'Clear the Saloon', er, 'Clair de Lune', by Debussy. I don't p…
Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad. - Victor Borge
Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.
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