Weather is a literary specialty, and no untrained hand can turn out a good article on it
Mark TwainRead
A mine is a hole in the ground with a liar on top.
Interpretation
This quote humorously critiques the mining industry and the dishonesty often associated with it.
Mark Twain's quote highlights the irony of mining operations, suggesting that the presence of a deceptive figure, typically a mine owner or promoter, overshadows the actual value of the mine itself. It implies that while mines may appear valuable due to their resources, the dishonesty of individuals involved can tarnish that perception, painting a picture of skepticism towards authority in business.
In practice
During a discussion about the mining industry at a community meeting.
Weather is a literary specialty, and no untrained hand can turn out a good article on it
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