Life is a near-death experience.
George CarlinRead
I was looking in the mirror the other day and I realized I haven't changed much since I was in my twenties. The only difference is I look a whole lot older now.
Interpretation
This quote reflects on the constancy of our inner selves despite the visible signs of aging.
George Carlin humorously observes that while our appearances change as we age, our fundamental selves remain much the same. This acknowledgment of aging contrasts with the perception that time drastically alters who we are, emphasizing that the essence of an individual may not evolve alongside physical changes.
In practice
In a motivational speech about self-acceptance and aging.
Life is a near-death experience.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
How can we embrace rest and play if we've tied our self-worth to what we produce?
Cultivate an attitude of gratitude, of giving and forgiving. Nothing can bring you peace but yourself.
The sage attends to the belly, and not to what he sees.
Things have a way of being richer in the end, a product better made, for the circuitous route we take to include all the elements that are necessary for a job well done.
Every now and then go away, have a little relaxation, for when you come back to your work your judgment will be surer.
What is the most precious thing in the world? I see now that it is the knowledge that you have no part in injustice. Injustice is stronger than you, it always was and always will be, but let it not be done through you.
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