Life is a near-death experience.
George CarlinRead
I was looking in the mirror the other day and I realized I haven't changed much since I was in my twenties. The only difference is I look a whole lot older now.
Interpretation
This quote reflects on the constancy of our inner selves despite the visible signs of aging.
George Carlin humorously observes that while our appearances change as we age, our fundamental selves remain much the same. This acknowledgment of aging contrasts with the perception that time drastically alters who we are, emphasizing that the essence of an individual may not evolve alongside physical changes.
In practice
In a motivational speech about self-acceptance and aging.
Life is a near-death experience.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
Learn from the negative as well as the positive, from the failures as well as the successes.
You shouldn't have standards that inhibit you from writing It really doesn't make any difference if you are good or bad today. The assessment of the product is something that happens after you've done it.
When I passed forty I dropped pretense, 'cause men like women who got some sense.
But if a mirror ever makes _x000D_ you sad_x000D_ you should know_x000D_ that it does _x000D_ not know_x000D_ you.
Once you master how your own consciousness operates, anything can be desired and achieved.
Listen to many, speak to a few.
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