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MISDEMEANOR, n. An infraction of the law having less dignity than a felony and constituting no claim to admittance into the best criminal society.
Ambrose Bierce
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Interpretation

What this quote means

The quote humorously differentiates between misdemeanors and felonies, suggesting that even criminals have societal hierarchies.

Ambrose Bierce's definition of 'misdemeanor' satirizes the legal system by implying that even minor infractions are looked down upon when compared to serious crimes like felonies. The quote highlights the absurdity of how society views criminality and suggests that there is an elitism even within those who break the law, humorously pushing the idea that some crimes are more socially acceptable than others.

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In practice

Example use cases

In a discussion about criminal justice, one might say, 'As Ambrose Bierce wisely noted, a misdemeanor is simply considered beneath the dignity of a felony.'

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