Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho MarxRead
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Interpretation
Money allows people to avoid unpleasant tasks, which can be a humorous observation about work and personal preferences.
In this quote, Groucho Marx humorously suggests that money serves as a means of escape from activities he finds unappealing. Despite the serious undertone of freedom associated with financial resources, his self-deprecating humor highlights the universal struggle of finding joy in mundane tasks versus the liberating power of financial independence.
In practice
In a speech about work-life balance, you might say, 'As Groucho Marx humorously noted, money frees you from doing things you dislike.'
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight.
Firefly: Where is your husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead. Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end. Firefly: Hmmph. No wonder he passed away. Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him. Firefly: Oh I see. Then, it was murder.
Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar" Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change." Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.
Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary. I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth.
Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
I've always been drawn to discomfort and that limbo of unease you get between comedy and tragedy. Making people laugh one moment and the next making them feel really uncomfortable.
One always writes comedy at the moment of deepest hysteria.
Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
I don't want to die now!" he yelled. "I've still got a headache! I don't want to go to heaven with a headache, I'd be all cross and wouldn't enjoy it!
If you wanted nothing done at all, Balfour was the man for the job.
She looked at nice young men as if she could smell their stupidity.
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