Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho MarxRead
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Interpretation
Money allows people to avoid unpleasant tasks, which can be a humorous observation about work and personal preferences.
In this quote, Groucho Marx humorously suggests that money serves as a means of escape from activities he finds unappealing. Despite the serious undertone of freedom associated with financial resources, his self-deprecating humor highlights the universal struggle of finding joy in mundane tasks versus the liberating power of financial independence.
In practice
In a speech about work-life balance, you might say, 'As Groucho Marx humorously noted, money frees you from doing things you dislike.'
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight.
Firefly: Where is your husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead. Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end. Firefly: Hmmph. No wonder he passed away. Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him. Firefly: Oh I see. Then, it was murder.
Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar" Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change." Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.
Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary. I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth.
Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
Tomorrow night I appear for the first time before a Boston audience - 4000 critics.
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.
I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
I turned on the pillow with a little moan, and at this juncture Jeeves entered with the vital oolong. I clutched at it like a drowning man at a straw hat.
The trouble with law is lawyers.
For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth.
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