No such word as can't. No such word as babagoozle neither!

- Charlie Higson

There is no getting around the fact that the moment you are at your very best is the moment you begin to become worse and worse. Others will come alo…

- Charlie Higson

But I'll never see any of those fish," said Maxie."Or those whales. Or any lions or tigers. I'm never going to set foot in a rain forest now, am I? I…

- Charlie Higson

If a wolf attacks his sheep, the shepard kills the wolf, but he eats the sheep when he's hungry.

- Charlie Higson

There was always a slug on the lettuce. This was too good to be true. He had never trusted Jester, and didn't trust David. He wasn't going to let his…

- Charlie Higson

My gran always said I was half clever, half stupid, and half crazy.

- Charlie Higson

We was half stupid, a third lucky, and three-quarters ferocious.

- Charlie Higson

Standing in the corridor was a large plastic bin on wheels. He looked inside. Empty tins of dog food. That explained the spaghetti with meat sauce. O…

- Charlie Higson

Writing is a bit like being a god

- Charlie Higson