I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh.
I'm not gonna lie, I love the holidays. But Christmas was a lot more fun when you weren't paying for it. - D. L. Hughley
I'm not gonna lie, I love the holidays. But Christmas was a lot more fun when you weren't paying for it.
- D. L. Hughley
Did you ever have the police follow you for so long, that you get suspicious about your own goddamn self? Maybe I did kill them people. - D. L. Hughley
Did you ever have the police follow you for so long, that you get suspicious about your own goddamn self? Maybe I did kill them people.
Every group has its idiosyncrasies, but at a certain point we all are human. - D. L. Hughley
Every group has its idiosyncrasies, but at a certain point we all are human.
I think politics in general are just like a popularity contest but McCain is just... old. - D. L. Hughley
I think politics in general are just like a popularity contest but McCain is just... old.
With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth. - D. L. Hughley
With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth.
I used to always run off at the mouth and talk about people. I just didn't know that it would make a living for me. - D. L. Hughley
I used to always run off at the mouth and talk about people. I just didn't know that it would make a living for me.
They didn't have to describe Jesus to me for me to know he's black. Jesus' first miracle was turning water into wine at a wedding. Now if that ain't … - D. L. Hughley
They didn't have to describe Jesus to me for me to know he's black. Jesus' first miracle was turning water into wine at a wedding. Now if that ain't …
No matter how bad things are, you can at least be happy that you woke up this morning. D. - D. L. Hughley
No matter how bad things are, you can at least be happy that you woke up this morning. D.
There is always one person in the office that you want to whip their ass! If you don't know who it is, it is probably you. - D. L. Hughley
There is always one person in the office that you want to whip their ass! If you don't know who it is, it is probably you.
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