I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. 'Where did you get it?' 'I took it. How good is their Neighborhood Crime Watch if they can't even watch their sign?'
When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me. - Carrot Top
When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.
- Carrot Top
The street in the center of town was Butts road. I stole the sign and told the audience, this must be where the assholes live. I also had a Neighborh… - Carrot Top
The street in the center of town was Butts road. I stole the sign and told the audience, this must be where the assholes live. I also had a Neighborh…
I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny. - Carrot Top
I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.
Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad? - Carrot Top
Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad?
I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved. - Carrot Top
I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.
It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top
It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.
Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop. - Carrot Top
Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.
I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards. - Carrot Top
I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.
People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big. - Carrot Top
People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.
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