Life is a near-death experience.
George CarlinRead
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Interpretation
The quote highlights how collective ignorance can be surprisingly influential and impactful.
George Carlin's quote satirically draws attention to the often overlooked influence that a large number of uninformed or irrational individuals can have on society. It suggests that when people lacking critical thinking come together, their collective actions can lead to significant, and sometimes absurd, consequences, emphasizing the need to be wary of group dynamics.
In practice
This quote can be shared at a political rally to highlight the importance of informed voting.
Life is a near-death experience.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
One always writes comedy at the moment of deepest hysteria.
Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.
Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.
You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
Thou weedy elf-skinned canker-blossom!
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.
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