Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.
I'm the only topless octogenarian in Washington. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
I'm the only topless octogenarian in Washington.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.
I can be President of the United States, or I can control Alice. I cannot possibly do both. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
I can be President of the United States, or I can control Alice. I cannot possibly do both.
I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
My specialty is detached malevolence. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
My specialty is detached malevolence.
If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.
He sprang from the grass roots of the country clubs of America. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
He sprang from the grass roots of the country clubs of America.
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