New Year's resolution: To refrain from saying witty, unkind things, unless they are really witty and irreparably damaging.
Long experience has taught me that in England nobody goes to the theatre unless he or she has bronchitis. - James Agate
Long experience has taught me that in England nobody goes to the theatre unless he or she has bronchitis.
- James Agate
Perhaps, after all, there is something in the theory that only the ultra-busy can find time for everything. - James Agate
Perhaps, after all, there is something in the theory that only the ultra-busy can find time for everything.
New Year's resolution: To refrain from saying witty, unkind things, unless they are really witty and irreparably damaging. - James Agate
To force myself to earn more money, I determined to spend more. - James Agate
To force myself to earn more money, I determined to spend more.
The worst of failure of this kind is that it spoils the market for more competent performers. - James Agate
The worst of failure of this kind is that it spoils the market for more competent performers.
Theatre director: a person engaged by the management to conceal the fact that the players cannot act. - James Agate
Theatre director: a person engaged by the management to conceal the fact that the players cannot act.
Don't pity me now, don't pity me never; I'm going to do nothing for ever and ever. - James Agate
Don't pity me now, don't pity me never; I'm going to do nothing for ever and ever.
A professional is a man who can do his job when he doesn't feel like it. An amateur is a man who can't do his job when he does feel like it. - James Agate
A professional is a man who can do his job when he doesn't feel like it. An amateur is a man who can't do his job when he does feel like it.
This was an actress who, for twenty years, had the world at her feet. She kicked it away, and the ball rolled out of her reach. - James Agate
This was an actress who, for twenty years, had the world at her feet. She kicked it away, and the ball rolled out of her reach.
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