Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is I don't know which half. Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes o…

- Jerry Della Femina

I honestly believe that advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

- Jerry Della Femina

It goes back to all of us wanting to be in Hollywood. We're all dying to win an Oscar.

- Jerry Della Femina

Because I'm in advertising, not electricity!

- Jerry Della Femina

Nothing kills a bad product faster than good advertising.

- Jerry Della Femina

From Those Wonderful Folks Who Gave You Pearl Harbor.

- Jerry Della Femina

I'm hard-nosed about luck...If you're persistent in trying and doing and working, you almost always make your own fortune.

- Jerry Della Femina

Everybody sat around thinking about Panasonic, the Japanese electronics account. Finally I decided, what the hell, I'll throw a line to loosen them u…

- Jerry Della Femina

There is a great deal of advertising that is much better than the product. When that happens, all that the good advertising will do is put you out of…

- Jerry Della Femina