The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
I never yell, I never tell, but I'm grateful as hell. - Benny Hill
I never yell, I never tell, but I'm grateful as hell.
- Benny Hill
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be. - Benny Hill
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. - Benny Hill
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason. - Benny Hill
Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason.
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: … - Benny Hill
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: …
Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish. - Benny Hill
Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish.
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. - Benny Hill
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
That's what show business is, sincere insincerity. - Benny Hill
That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut t… - Benny Hill
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut t…
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