I'm not better than you; I'm just different than you in a way that's better.

- Russell Brand

My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents.

- Russell Brand

Drugs and alcohol are not my problem, reality is my problem, drugs and alcohol are my solution.

- Russell Brand

If people have some sort of yearning, dissatisfaction or some itching irritability, then it might because they aren't looking in the right direction …

- Russell Brand

People who say the system works work for the system.

- Russell Brand

How we treat the vulnerable is how we define ourselves as a species.

- Russell Brand

The revolution that's required isn't a revolution of radical ideas, but the implementation of ideas we already have.

- Russell Brand

I regret that I didn’t realize that actually they’ve got no power over you at school — it’s all just a trick to indoctrinate you into being a conditi…

- Russell Brand

If anybody needs any help with anything, I'm prepared to help.

- Russell Brand