People are always going to say stupid things, and you're always going to be able to make jokes about that, but it should be the last thing you add in, because it's the easiest thing.
I'm British. I don't really have access to my emotions on a daily basis. - John Oliver
I'm British. I don't really have access to my emotions on a daily basis.
- John Oliver
I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the histor… - John Oliver
I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the histor…
The Confederate flag is one of those things that should only be seen on t-shirts, belt buckles and bumper stickers to help the rest of us identify th… - John Oliver
The Confederate flag is one of those things that should only be seen on t-shirts, belt buckles and bumper stickers to help the rest of us identify th…
Economics is like the Dutch language - I'm told it makes sense, but I have my doubts. - John Oliver
Economics is like the Dutch language - I'm told it makes sense, but I have my doubts.
One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional. - John Oliver
One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.
Everybody should care about facts. That is something all of us should agree on. - John Oliver
Everybody should care about facts. That is something all of us should agree on.
Drug companies are a bit like high school boyfriends - they're much more concerned with getting inside you than being effective once they're in there. - John Oliver
Drug companies are a bit like high school boyfriends - they're much more concerned with getting inside you than being effective once they're in there.
Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states that if you are stung by a b… - John Oliver
Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states that if you are stung by a b…
Democracy is like a tambourine, not everyone can be trusted with it. - John Oliver
Democracy is like a tambourine, not everyone can be trusted with it.
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