Life is a near-death experience.
George CarlinRead
Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.
Interpretation
This quote reflects a perspective that encourages seeing beyond the usual viewpoints.
George Carlin's quote illustrates a unique way of thinking about situations and perceptions. Rather than merely focusing on whether a situation is positive or negative, he suggests a broader perspective that challenges the norms of how we interpret reality. By viewing the glass as 'twice as big as it needs to be', Carlin encourages us to think critically and creatively about our circumstances, finding alternative interpretations that promote a more profound understanding of our lives.
In practice
In a motivational speech about overcoming challenges.
Life is a near-death experience.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
When you are fully present with everyone you meet, you relinquish the conceptual identity you made for them - your interpretation of who they are and what they did in the past - and are able to interact without the egoic movements of desire and fear. Attention, which is alert stillness, is the key.
Never, never pin your whole faith on any human being: not if he is the best and wisest in the whole world. There are lots of nice things you can do with sand; but do not try building a house on it.
i never learned anything while i was talking.
Nothing in life is quite as important as you think it is while you're thinking about it.
It's hard to decide who's truly brilliant; it's easier to see who's driven, which in the long run may be more important.
In a magazine, one can get - from cover to cover - 15 to 20 different ideas about life and how to live it.
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