Life is a near-death experience.
George CarlinRead
How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.
Interpretation
This quote questions the nature of perfection by highlighting the inevitability of death in all creations.
George Carlin's quote reflects a profound philosophical inquiry into the concept of perfection, suggesting that if a perfect being creates everything that ultimately dies, it challenges the idea of that being’s perfection. It raises existential questions about the nature of existence and creation, implying that impermanence is a fundamental aspect of life that contradicts the notion of an all-powerful, perfect creator.
In practice
In a debate about the nature of divinity, this quote can invoke discussions about creation and imperfection.
Life is a near-death experience.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
But the child's sob curses deeper in the silence than the strong man in his wrath!
I believe that we must maintain pride in the knowledge that the actions we take, based on our own decisions and choices as individuals, link directly to the magnificent challenge of transforming human history.
I am in fact, a hobbit in all but size
Memories and thoughts age, just as people do. But certain thoughts can never age, and certain memories can never fade.
Fate, then, is a name for facts not yet passed under the fire of thought; for causes which are unpenetrated.
Oh, God — the lives people try to lead. Oh, God — what a world they try to lead them in.
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