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A person with no children says, "Well I just love children," and you say "Why?" and they say, "Because a child is so truthful, that's what I love about 'em - they tell the truth." That's a lie, I've got five of 'em. The only time they tell the truth is if they're having pain.

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Don't talk yourself into not being you.

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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.

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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

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If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.

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The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.

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Every father says the same thing: “Where's your mother?”

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Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.

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