PIG, n. An animal ("Porcus omnivorus") closely allied to the human race by the splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is inferior in scope, for it sticks at pig.
Interpretation
This quote humorously compares pigs to humans, suggesting that while both share a strong appetite, pigs are limited in their desires.
Ambrose Bierce uses wit to highlight the similarities between humans and pigs, focusing on their basic instincts, especially concerning appetite. The quote implies that while humans may have sophisticated desires, the pig's singular focus on food is a simpler, yet comical reflection of human nature, suggesting that we too can be driven by base instincts and simple pleasures.
In practice
This quote can be used in a speech about human behavior to highlight our innate desires.
PALM, n. A species of tree . . . of which the familiar "itching palm" ("Palma hominis") is most widely distributed . . . . This noble vegetable exudes a kind of invisible gum, which may be detected by applying to the bark a piece of gold or silver.
Human nature is pretty well balanced; for every lacking virtue there is a rough substitute that will serve at a pinch--as cunning is the wisdom of the unwise, and ferocity the courage of the coward.
Indigestion: A disease which the patient and his friends frequently mistake for deep religious conviction and concern for the salvation of mankind. As the simple Red Man of the Western Wild put it, with, it must be confessed, a certain force: 'Plenty well, no pray; big belly ache, heap God.'
Disobey n:To celebrate with an appropriate ceremony the maturity of a command
NOUMENON, n. That which exists, as distinguished from that which merely seems to exist, the latter being a phenomenon. The noumenon is a bit difficult to locate; it can be apprehended only by a process of reasoning - which is a phenomenon.
PARDON, v. To remit a penalty and restore to the life of crime. To add to the lure of crime the temptation of ingratitude.
Soft rock music isn't rock, and it ain't music. It's just soft. Reminds me of something my third-grade teacher said to us. She said, "You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala."
Nothing helps scenery like bacon and eggs.
Wit and humor do not reside in slow minds.
Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way.
...after a few days at the desk, telling the truth in an interesting way turns out to be as easy and pleasurable as bathing a cat.
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