Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho MarxRead
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
Interpretation
Marriage can lead to more surprising and unexpected partnerships than politics.
This quote humorously suggests that while politics often involves unlikely alliances due to shared interests, the institution of marriage reveals even stranger combinations of individuals coming together, each with their quirks and differences. Groucho Marx uses wit to highlight the complexity of personal relationships and how they can yield unexpected dynamics.
In practice
This quote could be shared during a wedding toast to add some humor to the event.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight.
Firefly: Where is your husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead. Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end. Firefly: Hmmph. No wonder he passed away. Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him. Firefly: Oh I see. Then, it was murder.
Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar" Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change." Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.
Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary. I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth.
Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
Seriously, I've just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.
I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts so much . . . because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting.
Just to keep bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death.
I hope no one asks me to show them the ropes; I have no idea where they are. Maybe I could pull some strings and find out.
TALK, v.t. To commit an indiscretion without temptation, from an impulse without purpose.
Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
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