Foxes are rats in expensive coats. What are foxes associated with? Evil, wily, conniving, duplicitous, Fox News - worst news service on the planet an…

- Rich Hall

A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice.

- Rich Hall

The first time I came to the Comedy Festival some nutcase shot a bunch of people in Tasmania. I thought, 'Oh, that's just Tasmania.' The second time …

- Rich Hall

The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized.

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The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves.

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The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it sits in the dish too long.

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The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to…

- Rich Hall

In Montana, a policeman will pull you over because he is lonely.

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Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank even when you are the only person in line.

- Rich Hall