Life is a near-death experience.
George CarlinRead
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values.
Interpretation
The quote suggests that while people accumulate more belongings, they often neglect their moral and ethical principles.
George Carlin's quote reflects on the paradox of modern society, where an increase in material wealth often corresponds with a decline in fundamental values such as integrity and compassion. The rapid pursuit of possessions can lead individuals to prioritize material success over personal growth and shared human values, raising questions about what truly matters in life.
In practice
In a discussion about consumer culture at a seminar.
Life is a near-death experience.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
Those who live to live forever, never fear dying.
America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.
We did not domesticate wheat; wheat domesticated us.
Bathtub falls and police officers kill more Americans than terrorism, yet we've been asked to sacrifice our most sacred rights for fear of falling victim to it.
For all parts of the body that we see fit to expose to the wind and air are found fit to endure it: face, feet, hands, legs, shoulders, head, according as custom invites us. For if there is a part of us that is tender and that seems as though it should fear the cold, it should be the stomach, where digestion takes place; our fathers left it uncovered, and our ladies, soft and delicate as they are, sometimes go half bare down to the navel.
Nights without beginning that had no end. Talking about a past as if it'd really happened. Telling themselves that this time next year, this time next year, things were going to be different.
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