Life is a near-death experience.
George CarlinRead
Why do they bother saying "raw sewage"? Do some people actually cook that stuff?
Interpretation
The quote humorously questions the redundancy of the phrase 'raw sewage'.
George Carlin's quote highlights the absurdity of language by pointing out how 'raw sewage' is a redundant term, as sewage is inherently raw. This humorous critique reflects on the way we often use unnecessary qualifiers in our speech, inviting us to consider the meaning and implications behind our words.
In practice
This quote could be used in a stand-up comedy routine to express how language can be unnecessarily complicated.
Life is a near-death experience.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he's not very bright.
I have no idea what my best material is. Different people like different things. I'll say this: The political stuff gets the press, but the relationship jokes sell all the seats.
I think a lot of people mistake my confidence on stage for cockiness in real life, and that's actually farthest from the truth. When I'm on stage, I'm that confident and that cocky because I have a microphone in my hand, and there's a few thousand people staring at me. And I know they're there to laugh.
I turned on the pillow with a little moan, and at this juncture Jeeves entered with the vital oolong. I clutched at it like a drowning man at a straw hat.
I've always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the soul saying, "Ain't that the truth."
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
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