Life is a near-death experience.
George CarlinRead
I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.
Interpretation
The quote emphasizes the importance of independent thinking and forming one's own opinions, even when it goes against societal norms.
George Carlin's quote highlights the value of critical thinking and the necessity of having personal opinions. He satirically critiques the notion of blindly conforming to popular beliefs, suggesting that true intelligence involves questioning the status quo and thinking for oneself. The quote illustrates a deeper philosophy advocating for individual thought in a society that often discourages deviation from conventional views.
In practice
This quote could be used in a speech about the importance of critical thinking in education.
Life is a near-death experience.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
Religion, which never intervenes directly in the government of American society, should therefore be considered as the first of their political institutions
Since things neither exist nor do not exist, are neither real nor unreal, are utterly beyond adopting and rejecting - one might as well burst out laughing.
What is the purpose of writing? For me personally, it is really to explain the mystery of life, and the mystery of life includes, of course, the personal, the political, the forces that make us what we are while there's another force from inside battling to make us something else.
I did not volunteer for the Waffen SS, but was, as were thousands of my year group, conscripted. I did not then know as a 17-year-old that it was a criminal unit. I thought it was an elite unit.
The future always comes too fast and in the wrong order.
I have no religion,’ says Borneau, ‘but I respect the religion of others. Religion is sacred.’ Why this privilege, this immunity?... A believer creates God in his own image; if he is ugly, his God will be morally ugly. Why should moral ugliness be respectable?
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