The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

The road to success is always under construction.

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

Truth is, I've always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?