Life is a near-death experience.
George CarlinRead
Religion is sort of like a lift in your shoes. If it makes you feel better, fine. Just don't ask me to wear your shoes.
Interpretation
Religion can provide comfort to individuals, but it shouldn't impose on others.
In this quote, George Carlin uses the metaphor of a lift in shoes to illustrate how personal beliefs, such as religion, can serve as a source of comfort or support for someone. However, he emphasizes the importance of individual choice and the need to respect differing perspectives, suggesting that just because something works for one person doesn't mean it should be expected of everyone else.
In practice
During a discussion on personal beliefs at a seminar.
Life is a near-death experience.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
We have no idea where the world is going, except that it's going there very fast.
The enemy of the moment always represented absolute evil, and it followed that any past or future agreement with him was impossible.
We speak not only to tell other people what we think, but to tell ourselves what we think. Speech is a part of thought.
What, all so soon asleep! I wish mine eyes Would, with themselves, shut up my thoughts.
Man is so intelligent that he feels impelled to invent theories to account for what happens in the world. Unfortunately, he is not quite intelligent enough, in most cases, to find correct explanations. So that when he acts on his theories, he behaves very often like a lunatic.
I believe that the mind can be permanently profaned by the habit of attending to trivial things, so that all our thoughts shall be tinged with triviality.
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