Water creates a neurosis in golfers. The very thought of this harmless fluid robs them of their normal powers of rational thought, turns their legs t…

- Peter Dobereiner

Half of golf is fun; the other half is putting.

- Peter Dobereiner

Rule One: Whenever a spectator seeks out a really good vantage point and settles down on shooting stick or canvas chair, the tallest and fattest golf…

- Peter Dobereiner

Golf is the loneliest of games, not excluding postal chess.

- Peter Dobereiner

Not a week goes by without my learning something new about golf. That means, of course, that I was ignorant of eight things about golf two months ago…

- Peter Dobereiner