Life is a near-death experience.
George CarlinRead
I think of shock as kind of an uptown form of surprise. Comedy is filled with surprise, so when I cross a line... I like to find out where the line might be and then cross it deliberately, and then make the audience happy about crossing the line with me.
Interpretation
Shock in comedy is a way to surprise the audience, pushing boundaries for the sake of laughter.
George Carlin highlights the essence of comedy as a blend of surprise and boundary-pushing. By intentionally crossing the line of conventionality and societal norms, he engages the audience in an experience that is both thrilling and humorous, ultimately creating a shared joy in the unexpectedness of comedy.
In practice
A comedian uses this quote to justify their offbeat humor during a live stand-up routine.
Life is a near-death experience.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
"Multiple exclamation marks," he went on, shaking his head, "are a sure sign of a diseased mind."
A lot of good arguments are spoiled by some fool who knows what he is talking about.
I think a lot of people mistake my confidence on stage for cockiness in real life, and that's actually farthest from the truth. When I'm on stage, I'm that confident and that cocky because I have a microphone in my hand, and there's a few thousand people staring at me. And I know they're there to laugh.
What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.
People who laugh together generally don't kill each other.
As long as I can make them laugh, it doesn’t matter how, I’ll be alright. If I succeed in that, the human beings probably won’t mind it too much if I remain outside their lives. The one thing I must avoid is becoming offensive in their eyes: I shall be nothing, the wind, the sky.
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