Your son went into your kitchen and took a kitchen knife.

- Judy Sheindlin

Since I'm the judge, it's a very stupid thing to irritate me!

- Judy Sheindlin

There's no cap on success. The jury stays out till you take your last breath.

- Judy Sheindlin

Beauty fades, dumb is forever.

- Judy Sheindlin

Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

- Judy Sheindlin

If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory

- Judy Sheindlin

Don't make a cemetery of your life by burying your talents.

- Judy Sheindlin

The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.

- Judy Sheindlin

"Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever."

- Judy Sheindlin